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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Pig's Ears ... Cow's Udder ... Nipple Fruit ... Fox Face ...


On May 1, 1886, American workers in general and Chicago’s workers in particular decided that the eight-hour workday was an idea whose time had come. Workers demonstrated, and a number of factories were struck. Management responded in kind. At McCormick Reaper strikers were replaced by ‘scabs’. On May 3, when the scabs left the factory … they were mobbed by the strikers. Chicago’s police promptly opened fire and America’s gilded age looked to be cracking open.

The next night, in Haymarket Square, the anarchists held a meeting presided over by the mayor of Chicago. A thousand workers listened to many thousands of highly incendiary words. But all was orderly until His Honor went home; the the police ‘dispersed’ the meeting with that tact which has ever marked Hog City’s law-enforcement officers. At one point, someone (never identified) threw a bomb; a number of policemen and workers were killed or wounded. Subsequently, there were numerous arrests and in-depth grillings.

Finally, more or less at random, eight men were indicted for ‘conspiracy to murder’. There was no hard evidence of any kind. One man was not even in town that day while another was home playing cards. By and large, the great conservative Republic felt no compassion for anarchists, even the ones who had taken up the revolutionary game of bridge; worse, an eight-hour workday would drive a stake through the economy’s heart.

On August 20, a prejudiced judge and jury found seven of the eight men guilty of murder in the first degree; the eight man (who had not been in town that night) got fifteen years in the slammer because he had a big mouth. …

During the short hot summer of 1886, the case was much discussed. The peculiar arbitrariness of condemning to death men whom no one had seen commit a crime but who had been heard, at one time or another, to use ‘incendiary and seditious language’ was duly noted in bookish circles. Yet no intellectual of the slightest national importance spoke up. … Mark Twain maintained his habitual silence on any issue where he might, even for an instant, lose the love of the folks.
[Gore Vidal]
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Having thus honoured and dignified the married state, [Lykurgus]
destroyed the vain womanish passion of jealousy, for, while carefully avoiding
any disorder or licentiousness, he nevertheless permitted men to associate
worthy persons with them in the task of begetting children, and taught
them to ridicule those who insisted on the exclusive possession of their
wives, and who were ready to fight and kill people to maintain their
right. It was permitted to an elderly husband, with a young wife, to
associate with himself any well-born youth whom he might fancy, and to
adopt the offspring as his own.

And again, it was allowable for a respectable man, if he felt any
admiration for a virtuous mother of children, married to some one else,
to induce her husband to permit him to have access to her, that he might
as it were sow seed in a fertile field, and obtain a fine son from a
healthy stock. Lykurgus did not view children as belonging to their
parents, but above all to the state; and therefore he wished his
citizens to be born of the best possible parents; besides the
inconsistency and folly which he noticed in the customs of the rest of
mankind, who are willing to pay money, or use their influence with the
owners of well-bred stock, to obtain a good breed of horses or dogs,
while they lock up their women in seclusion and permit them to have
children by none but themselves, even though they be mad, decrepit, or
diseased; just as if the good or bad qualities of children did not
depend entirely upon their parents, and did not affect their parents
more than any one else.

But although men lent their wives in order to produce healthy and useful
citizens, yet this was so far from the license which was said to prevail
in later times with respect to women, that adultery was regarded amongst
them as an impossible crime. A story is told of one Geradas, a very old
Spartan, who, when asked by a stranger what was done to adulterers among
them, answered, "Stranger, there are no adulterers with us." "And if
there were one?" asked the stranger. "Then," said Geradas, "he would
have to pay as compensation a bull big enough to stand on Mount Täygetus
and drink from the river Eurotas." The stranger, astonished, asked
"Where can you find so big a bull?" "Where can you find an adulterer in
Sparta?" answered Geradas. This is what is said about their marriage
ceremonies.
[Plutarch]
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GERMAN IVY | Delairea odorata (syn. Senecio mikanioides)
in the hanging basket this plant will ‘cascade straight downward when they reach the edge of the pot, creating a dense waterfall of greenery that can drop 10 feet or more. … Breathtaking!’ … pinch young plants … grow as a tender annual … leaves have a wintergreen-like scent – ‘Try it and see what you think!’ … a native of South Africa; Germans absconded with it and named it after themselves … Senecio macroglossus is similar but has glossier and waxier leaves … propagate by stem cuttings at any season …
[ANNUALS FOR EVERY PURPOSE]
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Another plant of the southern seacoasts … [is] the shrubby Yaupon, or Cassina [Ilex vomitoria], a seaside relative of out common Christmas holly. Its leaves make the finest wild-plant tea available in North America. This tea actually contains appreciable amounts of caffeine, making it slightly stimulating like Oriental tea … it makes a mildly stimulating tea that is delicious and as wholesome as the commercial tea and coffee we buy. It is a close relative of maté or Paraguay tea, which is highly appreciated in South America …

Our own Yaupon is a small shrub, 1 to 3 feet high, stiffly branched, and often forming small thickets … It is an evergreen, and can be gathered any time of the year. … it bears small red berries resembling those of the related hollies. I tried making tea of the green leaves, but found it herby and unpleasant. Just dried in the shade it was little better, but when I put a large bake pan full of the leaves in an oven, turned the heat very low, propped open the oven door, and roasted them until they were dry and crumbly, they made very fine-tasting tea … Crumble the … leaves, remove the stems and mid-veins, and make the tea exactly as you make ordinary Oriental tea. …

One could go on and on.
[Euell Gibbons]
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PIG’S EARS | COW’S UDDER | NIPPLE FRUIT | FOX FACE | Solanum mammosum
full sun … not hardy … keep evenly moist … fairly heavy feeder … fruits are ‘reportedly’ poisonous … leaves are spiny … to 3 feet … when the fruits turn orange or yellow one can ‘harvest the stems of the plant with the weird fruits attached’ … ‘This is how the fruits are sold in cut flower markets, especially in Japan and Taiwan. Then let the interpretations begin’. …
[BIZARRE BOTANICALS]
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HENSLOW’S SPARROW | Passerherbulus henslowi sururrans
There is a great green hill east of the city of Worcester, where farmers used to pasture cattle half a century ago, and there at the hill foot, where a never-failing spring sent forth a rivulet that watered a green field, I first made the acquaintance of this little fowl. Where the rill spread out over the meadow, keeping the roots well watered so that the grass grew rank and tall, the little male, clinging to the upper grass stems, sent forth his weak but emphatic ‘FLEE-SIC’ hour after hour. His mate kept mostly under cover of the grass, stealing along like a tiny mouse, and so well was the nest concealed that I never found it.

Rank grass in moist lowlands seems to be chosen usually by these birds as a nesting-place. Usually, I have found the bird on moist land near water, but in migration or in the South in winter it often frequents dry fields or open piney woods near some sheltering thicket. …

One who knows its note may find it without difficulty, but its activities on the ground, where it spends most of its time, are well hidden by the waving grass. If pursued it runs swiftly or squats and hides its head under leaves or other vegetation, or it may flutter along close to the ground until it reaches the shelter of some thicket of bushes where it sits motionless and concealed until it believes that all danger has passed. … Some of the males have the habit of singing, if singing it can be called, after dark; sometimes they sing until midnight, and in some cases nearly all night.
[Edward Howe Forbush]
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